Friends - Year 2010

The Seven Dwarves

The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to the Pope's door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and asks: "Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The pope smiles and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, the pope can see a few of the other dwarves giggling. Dopey then asks, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" The pope looks at Dopey and answers "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
At this answer, half of the other dwarves start laughing openly. Dopey continues: "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The pope, getting tired of these questions, answers: "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing. Dopey raises up and says: "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"
The pope, frustrated by now, says: "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world!" At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down and chanting: "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"